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More truth about women!
Posted by mistic on 17 Jul 2006 | Tagged as: funny
again, this is comming from a gal I know, kelly in this case, so I feel ok in reposting it:
Subject: Funny & True!
WORDS WOMEN USE AND WHAT THEY MEAN:::
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed; this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘Nothing’ usually end in “Fine.”GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing.”THAT’S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome
facts about women
Posted by mistic on 13 Jul 2006 | Tagged as: funny
reposted from *2Dimplez4U* (a gal) who reposted it from somebody…
MEN FAQS very funny :)
this is compliments of one of my friends :p
what a laugh, just thought i’d share it with u guys & gals :))Q: What Are The Small Bumps Around A Woman’s Nipples For?
A: Its Braille For “Suck Here”.Q: Why Did God Give Men Penises?
A: So They’d Have At Least One Way To Shut A Woman Up.Q: What Is An Australian Kiss?
A: It Is The Same As A French Kiss, But Only Down Under.Q: What Do You Do With 365 Used Condoms?
A: Melt Them Down, Make A Tire, And Call It A Goodyear.Q: Why Can’t You Trust A Woman?
A: How Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For Five Days And Doesn’t Die?Q: Why Are Hurricanes Normally Named After Women?
A: When They Come They’re Wild And Wet, But When They Go They Take Your House And Car With Them.Q: What’s The Speed Limit Of Sex?
A: 68; At 69 You Have To Turn Around.Q: Why Do Girls Rub Their Eyes When They Get Up In The Morning?
A: They Don’t Have Balls To Scratch.
Top Ten Silliest Questions Asked On a Cruise Ship
Posted by mistic on 07 Jul 2006 | Tagged as: funny
10. Do these steps go up or down?
9. What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they melt?
8. Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?
7. Does the crew sleep on the ship?
6. Is this island completely surrounded by water?
5. Does the ship make its own electricity?
4. Is it salt water in the toilets?
3. What elevation are we at?
2. There’s a photographer on board who takes photos and displays them the next day… the question asked: If the pictures aren’t marked, how will I know which
ones are mine?
1. What time is the Midnight Buffet being served?By Paul Grayson, Cruise Director for the Royal Caribbean Cruise Line
Paris and Sunday Bloody Sunday
Posted by mistic on 23 Jun 2006 | Tagged as: funny, vid
Not related, but both of these are great:
Celebrity Translator: Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton stopped by “Live! With Regis and Kelly” recently to promote her new album. Luckily, BWE’s patented Celebrity Translator was there to help Paris get her thoughts out.
President Bush singing Sunday Bloody Sunday
The President takes a moment to sing his favorite U2 song.
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OMFGROFLHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted by mistic on 11 May 2006 | Tagged as: funny
dazed: yeah my mom caught my brother jacking off to Powerpuff Girls
dazed: she didnt yell at him because she was laughing so hard
dazed: she just told everyone at his birthday party the next day
BaileD: You have the most fucked up family ever. Period.
- bash.org
I started laughing so hard in the middle of class.