Got this one in an email from Glen and Helen Davenport:
A Japanese doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put
it in another, and have him out looking for work in
six weeks.”

A German doctor says, “That is nothing. We can take a
lung out of one person, put it in another, and have
him out looking for work in four weeks.”

A British doctor says, “In my country, medicine is so
advanced that we can take half a heart out of one
person, put it in another, and have both of them out
looking for work in two weeks.”

The American doctor interjected, “You guys are way
behind.  We are about to take a woman with no
brains, put her in the White House, and half the
country will be out looking for work.”

And I got this from the CFF newsletter:

Christian Family Fellowship Ministry
Young Adult Advance: Running to Serve

MINISTERING WITH GOD’S POWER
Faith, Workings of Miracles, & Gifts of Healings

April 3-6, 2008

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  WHO: For high school graduates or age 19-30, seeking to excel to the edifying of the church.
  WHERE: Christian Family Fellowship Ministry, 1575 State Route 571 West,
Tipp City, OH 45371
  WHAT: An extended weekend with likeminded believers wanting to grow and serve in the body of Christ.
  COST: $130.00 includes room at the Holiday Inn, Tipp City, OH and all meals.
     
  REGISTRATION DEADLINE March 21, 2008.
     
  ARRIVAL/DEPARTURE TIMES:
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Arrive: Thursday 4/3: 5:00 - 6:00pm
5:30 - 7:00pm
7:00pm
Registration
Buffet Supper
Opening Session
     
  Depart: Sunday after lunch


*Airport pick up only available at the Dayton International Airport.
FOR MORE INFORMATION: contact Nancy Banios: 937-669-3090 or cffsec@aol.com