There once was a maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink,
as you’d possibly think;
It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.
- limerickdb.com

So I was writing this big long post about everything I did last weekend, but it was boring so I trashed it and started over.

Here’s the highlights:

I went to Illinois with Mike.
Mike’s friends and family in Ilinois rock. Hardcore.
I have a new landspeed record: 115mph.
Illinois cops are not as nice as Ohio cops.
The previous two points are, suprisingly, unrelated.
The last quarter of the superbowl was good.
The last second of the superbowl was funny.
I <3 Nikki.

There we go, much more concise than yesterdays (scrapped) post.

Here’s an interesting note to leave you. Count how many people are in the picture. Then watch them move. Then count again. It’s like seeing a bakers dozen in action, only with people not cupcakes.