EricDitmerSucks.com
Posted by mistic on 13 Sep 2007 at 11:44 am | Tagged as: myspace
Eric bought an xbox 360 off of ebay from blue bay electronics after seeing them on ebay. It arrived, broken.
Eric had a bitch of a time getting ahold of the company to get it replaced. No phone number, no email responses, nothing.
Since he bought it through their website and not ebay, he couldn’t leave negative feedback. This is a sadly common ebay scam.
So out of frustration, Eric set up bluebaysucks.com (currently off line). This site fucking railed them. Mostly with either facts eg. “they don’t have a phone number on their site” or quotes from other unhappy people eg. “blue bay sucks“.
At some point Eric actualy got in touch with blue bay. He explained to them that the xbox was broken, as well as missing the wireless controller. So they had him send it back and then they would mail him a new one.
Eric sent back the broken xbox and kept the perfectly working wireless controller. (Remember, I said they both fall into the penis satchel category.) They sent a good xbox back and another good controler.
So Eric now has a good working xbox and a spare controller. Bluebay has a new “fan site”, bluebaysycks.com. Because Eric advertised said “fansite” on any other blog he could find complaining about blue bay electronics, it got pretty good google rankings in a short period of time.
Today the president of blue bay electronics called eric AT WORK* and talks all nice to him and emails him a $50 coupon for their site. Whatever.
Eric, takes the website offline as a sign of good faith and (remember, dickbag) responds with something along the lines of “hey, that’s pretty mice but an ipod video would be even better.”
So now blue balls electronics is sending eric dickmer a free 30 gig ipod video. Bag of Dicks.
*my company, iBoomerang, is actualy pretty good when it comes to customer service. For example, a blind rabbit could find our phone number within two minutes of visiting the website.