It be Talk Like a Buccaneer day September 19th!

Check out the Original International Talk Like a Pirate Day site

One of me ol’ favorites be their instructional How-To’s, suchas the pickup lines for Pirates and lady-pirates:

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

By popular demand …

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye … (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, “Cap’n Feathersword?”

6. That’s quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!”

4. I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs!

3. C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

…and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!

And if yer not in the mood to be talkin like a pirate yerself, go log into meebo.com and type pirateon into any chat. It’l turn on talk like a pirate mode and it gives yer conversations some interesting twists!

also, some random tid-bits that I posted to facebook, and therfore did not show up on myspace or my blog:

September 11th bits
One Nation Under God by Daniel J. Lewis

In memorial of September 11, 2001, I pulled this old song from my library. I arranged this piano piece in 2002, I believe, and named it in response to the liberal oppositions to “one nation under God” appearing in our pledge.

This is a beautiful song. Please take a listen.

Jesus Christ Our Promised Seed - When Was He Born?
Happy birthday Jesus Christ!

Other random bits
From the facebook group I Just Tried To Ford the River and My Fuckin Oxen Died:

Pronobzo - bitchin breakdancing music!
I ? this cd! And he sent me a copy for free because I had bought the sampler and asked him to autograph it a while back!