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Oh, and COAGULATIONS to Jason Aand Joyell Collins!!!!1 Their wedding was so super awesome cool - AND I a tan!

It is not uncommon to find nude swimming sessions at public swimming pools, nude or topless beaches. Recently, Fitworld, a gym in Heteren in the eastern Netherlands, introduced Naked Sunday, offering locals the opportunity for bare workouts. This quickly proved a popular idea — at least with journalists, photographers and television crews, who easily outnumbered participants on the opening day.

read the rest of it although it’s really not that interesting. Honestly, the quotes on digg are better.

I put on my robe and wizard hat… (explination)

Desktop Tower Defense

The game is incredibly simple to play, but here’s a youtube video about how to play the higher levels

found via TechCrunch

So yesterday I was sitting there on vicodin trying to fall asleep, but not trying that hard since I was reading Fark on my cellphone and I came across a thread that made me laugh so hard it hurt worse:

Summarize your sex life with a Star Wars quote

Anyways, lyao*, and then pray for my teeth, or more specifically my lack thereof and associated pain and, again, more specifically, future lack thereof.

*like lmao, but yours instead of mine

<3 yall,
nate

So check it out and add me if you have an account: http://twitter.com/nfriedly

Oh, and as I mentioned yesterday, Two Years Later, the new Orange Willard CD,  fucking rules.

Over and Out
-nate

So I bought my CD and dutifully tracked down every band member, including tim, to solicit their autographs. Looking at it today, I was able to discipher all of the john handcocks except one:

(Original scan)

Rusty Paquay’s signature can only be read through the process of elimination. There’s no getting around it, Rusty is destined to be a doctor. And a rock star.

Besides that.. Clemmer is my new second favorite band. It’s not too often that you hear music that you can really jam to and they’re willing to say God Bless you at their show. That was sweet.

God bless yall!
-nathan

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