Eric Ditmer wrote this up and I think it’s got some wisdom to it:

People are screwed up. I was reading on the news yesterday that there was some bus driver that was forcing black children to sit in the back of the school bus. But then I started thinking on the subject a wee bit more…

Who the hell complains about sitting in the back of the bus? When I was younger, I wanted the back of the bus, but no way, Jose… the fifth graders had those seats on lockdown.

I even did some research and found statistics supporting my infatuation with the back of the bus.

1.) 280% of all students nationwide love the back of the bus.

2.) Below is a diagram of how your average elementary/middle school student views the school bus:

How do you feel about this?