September 2006
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Posted by mistic on 27 Sep 2006 | Tagged as: myspace
Is it the right time?
Is anyone watching?
Does your partner even want to?
Is your breath fresh?
And… Should you use some tongue?
Then you lean in and just go for it!!!

-also from Rick Rohl
Posted by mistic on 20 Sep 2006 | Tagged as: myspace
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called “Beer.”
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large “kegs”. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that “something bad” occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life’s savings, in a familiar scam known as “a relationship.”
In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as “marriage.” Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
If you fall victim to this “Beer” scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up Golf Courses” in the phone book.
For a video to see how beer works click here:
–also from Rick Rohl
Posted by mistic on 20 Sep 2006 | Tagged as: myspace

No Need to Reply, I’ll be on Vacation
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-emailed to me by Rick Rohl.
Posted by mistic on 19 Sep 2006 | Tagged as: myspace
Friday night I hit up Dayton’s Urban Nights with Jason and Joyell and the new fellow laborers (Victor, Ryan, Stacy, and Erin) (who, btw, are all awesome!) And i just had a realy good time hangin out. there was tap dancing and live music and people playing with fire and all kinds of cool stuff. Stacy got some awesome pics of the people with fire.. I’ll post em whenever I get em.
So saturday I went to a barn raising with my dad at Carrage Hill Farm and Metro Park. It was actualy pretty cool - Did you know there was a Timber Framers Guild? They actualy built a barn without using any construction vehicles or power tools or anything. Just two horses and a bunch of people!
(Also, thats the place that sells candy frickin cheep - we’re talkin like a pound of candy for about $2!)

So after that we went back and my dad started working with me on building a box for the new pair of subwoofers he just got me! these things are bitchin! 15″, 100 watts each. They’re built by radio shack and never used. the best part - he got em for $5 each at the Habitat for Humanity store in Troy and gave em to me!
So we got tye box sort of built but not realy finished. And last I heard, I still needed an amp, although he mentioned that he saw one at a garage sale for $2, so maybe I have an amp on the cheep as well! Either way, this things gonna kick when I’m done!
I thought about going to see The Cut Scene play sat night, but i basicaly started working on the box about when i needed to leave to make it to the show on time. then i remembered it later, but i would of been 2 hours late right then, and I still needed dinner, so I skipped that show.. I had XFEST to make up for it…
X-FEST Owned! it was just a freakin awesome rock show - they sold out the whole fairgrounds! thats a lot of people! There was a bunch of cool people I knew at xfest too, I showed up with my bud Aaron, I found Josh there right away (funny story: I left my house an hour later than he did but parked in an alley and avoided the line, so I got in like an hour before he did ;) I also found Hannah there, who is just totaly sweet, and I met her friend Steph so I hung with them for most of the show. I also saw a bunch of guys I used to go to school with - Etch-a-sketch was crowd surfing! (if you don’t know etch-a-sketch, but you do know a lee duncan.. and you’re in the mood for a bad story, ask him where the name ‘etch’ came from)

now remember, God had been pretty good to me all weekend, but he realy kicked it up a notch sunday. As soon as I went up crowd surfing, my cell fell out of my pocket. My dude Aaron grabbed it and got it back to me. Thanks God, thanks Aaron: you both rock!
So then a while later a mosh pit breaks out right beside me so I was like what the heck and jumped in. Yea… I got knocked down… a few times. but it was fun. except I landed on the (previously snugly closed) button on my back opcket and poped it open. Out goes my wallet. I didnt notice this right away, but I think that’s what happened. Anyways, I prayed about it and just reminded myself that that’s my wallet and that the devil has no right to take it from me. God’s given us “exceedingly abundantly above all that we ask or think, according to the power that works in us,” (Ephesians 3:20) and that includes my wallet with EVERYTHING still in it. So I claimed it. I spoke in toungs for a bit and like 10 minutes later I picked up my wallet from the xfest lost and found booth.
heres a random 2 am ms paint picture because that’s more text than I want to read without a break.
So yea, I’m just jamming for a while, keeping all my stuff with me, but twards the end of the show Hannah was the only friend still in the crowd rockin with me and she decides to go crowd surfing. and I decided to follow her. apparently, this was a poor decision on my part. I went up with my wallet, surfed all the way to the front, came down and immediately realized that I was no longet in posession of any wallet.
right away I fought my way back up to the front of the crowd thw whole way there just prayin and talkin to God and speaking in toungs. It was like cmon devel, I just kicked your ass once, do I have to do it again?… ok then, you asked for it. So I started asking everybody if they had seen a wallet. A few thought the had seen one over “that way” but nobody actualy had it. So the show enede and cleared out and I talked to the xfest staff / guards. The had a wallet! it wasnt mine….
and another picture. you earned it:
so I checked with the lost and found booth and they didnt have it yet, but they gave me the number to call to get stuff later on. But I still knew I was gonna get it back with everything, including my $35.
so Aaron and Josh (mostly Aaron) threw in for dinner for the 3 of us at frickers (that place is d-lish!) and then me and Aaron roled back to my place. And I remmebered that my shower is broke (yes, again). And I’m dirtyier than mud by this point. think about that for a second. that’s a pretty good trick. anyways Aaron invited me to crash at his place (again) but we still swung by my place for his car and some clothes for me.
Mom was still up at my place so I explaned to her what happened. she wasn’t to happy that a) I looked sun burned (I wasn’t, just a bit redish) B) I was moshing and c) I lost my wallet.
understandable.
So 20 minutes later on the way to aarons, my mom calls me and says that Hollywood Video called her and said that someone had found a wallet with my hv card in it and left his phone number with them!! Holywood video!!!
So my mom called the number and this dude Rob told her that all my cards were still there and that I could give him a call tomorrow after he got off work at 3:30 neither of em mentioned cash, but I figured meh, the important stuff is there. I can make back the cash in a day. If I lost my liscense and insurance and bank card and whatnot though, I’m humped.

So that time frame was a bit rough since I was scheduled to work till 5 today and then go to class from 6-10 tonight. but I can usualy get off early if it’s important. Except I had my anualy preformance review planed for today. But I explained it to my boss(es) and they understood and moved up my preformance review. The preformance review, btw, was incredble. I got ‘good’ or ‘excelent’ in every single category and a dollar an hour raise!
So I got off early, called up rob. He told me how to find his place and then came and stood on the corner in the rain so that I could find his streat easy! How awesome is that!?
And here’s the kicker: I looked inside and everything was there including $45! Not only did God get me back my wallet twice, it had more cash than I thought I had in it!
And all of this ties back into a principle that I didnt mention before because I didnt think about it much: the tithe. Basicaly you give 10% of your money to God in one way or another out of the cheerfullness of your heart. 90% of your money with Gods blessing can go a helluva lot farther than just you and 100% of your money will ever make it.
So that’s my preaching / crazy-awesome-cool weekend.

Posted by mistic on 13 Sep 2006 | Tagged as: myspace
So yea $239.40 of my money is kind of floating around somewhere. I’m due to pay for another year of webhosting with my hosting company, dreamhost.
Now these guys have always been real good to me in the past. but I’m trying to switch plans at the same time that I’m buying another years worth of service to save a little money. (I had been on a dedicated server which is over $1000 per year..)
So basicaly they goofed up and made a completely new account for me instead of applying the money I paid them to my current account. This wasn’t clear at first so after a bit of runing in circles, we figured out that my money went to an account that I didnt know about and didn’t know the password for.
So they decided to close this account. And refund me my $239.40 that got paid into it. Sounds good. Except I havn’t recieved the refund yet.
Another guy working there confirmed for me that the first had refunded me, but my bank is still showing that they got my money and I never got it back.
So if Dreamhost doesn’t have my money, and I don’t have my money then where is it?!!
And now they’re expecting me to pay them again for the next year of service and I have a whoping $30 left to do that with. (the rest got spent on bills and BOOKS) (oh, and a pair of xfest tickets..)
So just pray for me that they get my money again and my websites don’t all die. (’my websites’ includes my sites and more than 30 sites that I host for other people.)
Thanks guys.
God’s gonna take care of me,
Belss you all.
-Nathan
/xfest is gonna be fun!
//more moneys comming in soon ;)
Posted by mistic on 11 Sep 2006 | Tagged as: myspace
People are screwed up. I was reading on the news yesterday that there was some bus driver that was forcing black children to sit in the back of the school bus. But then I started thinking on the subject a wee bit more…
Who the hell complains about sitting in the back of the bus? When I was younger, I wanted the back of the bus, but no way, Jose… the fifth graders had those seats on lockdown.
I even did some research and found statistics supporting my infatuation with the back of the bus.
1.) 280% of all students nationwide love the back of the bus.
2.) Below is a diagram of how your average elementary/middle school student views the school bus:
How do you feel about this?
Posted by mistic on 11 Sep 2006 | Tagged as: myspace
What it is: A gettogether for young adults (out of highschool, up to 30 years old) to spend a long weekend together Learning and Fellowshiping in Gods word and basicaly just having a lot of fun together. Basicaly, my favorite thing in the whole world!
Where it is: at Christian Familly Fellowship (church) just West of Tipp City on the corner of 571 and Peters. Heres the address and a map:
1575 W State Route 571
Tipp City, OH 45371
When it is: October 26-29th
Pictures from the last one: http://nfriedly.com/pics/v/yaa06/
below is coppied from Christian Family Fellowship’s Internet Newsletter:
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Young Adult Advance, “Running to Serve:” October 26-29, 2006 at Christian Family Fellowship, Tipp City, Ohio
For high school grads up to the age of 30 seeking to excel to the edifying of the church.
An extended weekend with likeminded believers wanting to grow and serve in the body of Christ. This advance is designed to help young adults develop their vision and focus their energy as they edify the church by fulfilling their personal function in the body of Christ.
REGISTRATION DEADLINE: October 1, 2006. Cost: $75.00
| ARRIVAL/DEPARTURE TIMES: | ||
| Arrive: Thursday 10/26: | 5:00 - 6:00pm 5:30 - 6:30pm 7:00pm |
Registration Buffet Supper Opening Session |
| Depart: Sunday after 1:00pm | ||
*Note: You will be sleeping on cots in the building so bring sleeping bags or appropriate bedding. We will also be doing word studies so bring a concordance if you have one.
FOR MORE INFORMATION:
Contact Nancy Banios: 937-669-3090 or cffsec@aol.com
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I want YOU to come!
TELL EVERYONE!!!
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[update]
The myspace event page is here: Click Here To View Event
Posted by mistic on 06 Sep 2006 | Tagged as: myspace
On the upshot,I had been debating weather 2 hours was enough time to make it worth going home between work and class on wendsdays. It’s 45 mins of extra travel time, plus another dollar for parking. But I get to eat dinner at home (free-er) and, as long as I get off work on time, I have enough time for a decent dinner.
But my teacher moved class back to start at 7:15, so I think I’m deffinately going to go home on wendsdays for din din.
Monday is going to be a different story. (I work M-W-F 8:30-5) Om monday I’m going to go straight from work to dinner to school. No time for going home. And that class runs 6 till 9:50, so basicaly I’m going to be gone from 8 in the morning till 10 at night. thats going to be a long monday…
but, enough whining, I’ll be just fine. and heres some fun stuff that ket me smiling today:
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from the CFF (my church) Internet Newsletter from a few weeks back:
HUMOR OF THE DAY:
More Wacky Headlines
–Selected from Mikey’s Funnies.
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and from my good man Rich Rohl
FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE_*
*a. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. *
*b. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. *
*c. Glock: The original point and click interface. *
*d. Gun control is not about guns; it’s about control. *
*e. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? *
*f. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words. *
*g. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. *
*h. If you don’t know your rights you don’t have any. *
*i. Those who trade liberty for security have neither. *
*j. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved. *
*k. What part of “shall not be infringed” do you not understand? *
*l. The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
*m. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday. *
*n. Guns only have two enemies: rust and liberals. *
*o. Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace nor safety. *
*p. You don’t shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive. *
*q. 911 - government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer. *
*r. Assault is a behavior, not a device. *
*s. Criminals love gun control - it makes their jobs safer. *
*t. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson. *
*u. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them. *
*v. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for. *
*w. Enforce the “gun control laws” we have, don’t make more. *
*x. When you remove the people’s right to bear arms, you create slaves. *
*y. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
*z. “… a government of the people, by the people, for the people…” *
*_PLEASE PASS THIS “REFRESHER” ON TO AT LEAST 10 FREE CITIZENS!!! _*
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and some comics form xkcd.com

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And if you’re still reading then I love you. Especialy if you get those last two comics ^_^
Post a comment and recieve smiles in reward.
<3 Nate
Posted by mistic on 06 Sep 2006 | Tagged as: myspace
Posted by mistic on 06 Sep 2006 | Tagged as: myspace
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one…
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s still on my desk… sorry….
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Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello… I can’t print.
Tech support: Would you click on “start” for me and…
Customer: Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates.
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it…
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Customer: I have problems printing in red…
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah……. ……… ….thank you.
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Tech support: What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?
Customer: A Little Teddy Bear boyfriend bought for me.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer ?
Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there’s another one here. Ah…that one does work…
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter “a” as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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Customer: I can’t get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That’s not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: “No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.”
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And last but not least…
Tech support: “Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter “P” to bring up the Program Manager.”
Customer: I don’t have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: “P”…..on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!