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DHMO – the Silent Killer

by mistic on Aug.31, 2006, under myspace

Dihydrogen Monoxide Is getting dumped into our enviroment by big busineses, corupt governments, even unknowing, otherwise good citizens! Dihydrogen Monoxide goes by several different names, mostly to confuse and split up it’s opposition, but they’re all the same vile substance.  Below is a quick outline of the coverup, for more information you can visit http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

Help me keep the fight going to stop DMHO and the mess it causes!
-Nathan
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Dihydrogen Monoxide Conspiracy

Current allegations suggest that the United States Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) may be conspiring to cover up the whole DHMO issue. Attempts by DHMO researchers to elicit comment from the EPA regarding the possible coverup were either ignored or dodged, leading researchers to infer the alleged coverup. Incredibly, the EPA then attempted to divert attention from the real issue onto talk of the aesthetics and layout of the EAC’s DMRD web site!


EPA Refuses to Confirm or Deny Coverup

In spite of a direct query for information, the EPA refused to deny the existence of a coverup. The researcher, who reported to us under conditions of anonymity, sent correspondence asking if the EPA knows more about Dihydrogen Monoxide than it is telling us.

Point Blank Questions Ignored

The researcher went on to ask, point blank, “Are you asking me to participate in some sort of coverup?” And, “Do you deny that the EPA is purposely keeping quiet on the issue of Dihydrogen Monoxide?” For whatever reason, the EPA would not say, offering no comment on the questions at all.

EPA Saber Rattling

However, in a strongly worded reply, the EPA did seemingly go on the offensive with statements such as:

  • “The Agency would like to ask you to remove [certain information].”,

  • “The point is, if your visitors are in any way led to the impression that EPA is endorsing your site, that is not good for either of us.”,

  • “I hope you see our point of view”,

  • “We take our mission of protecting the environment seriously”, and

  • “We consider this a serious matter and would appreciate your help.”

Some may find these heavy handed statements shocking. The wording of the EPA’s correspondence with the researcher are filled with these sorts of anachronisms; one would expect such talk from a movie gangster, but not from a taxpayer-funded agency of the United States government.

Draw Your Own Conclusions

There is certainly no doubt that the Dihydrogen Monoxide issue touched a nerve at the US EPA. And while sources at the EPA admit to the benefits of freely distributing information to the public on DHMO, they stop short of admitting to a coverup. Perhaps there really is no coverup. Or maybe the EPA’s silence confirms its existence. It is clear that the EPA is putting no effort into educating the public about the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide. It is also clear that the truth may forever be obscured, so for now the reader is left to reach his or her own conclusions regarding the possible conspiracy at the EPA to coverup the DHMO issue.

Back to DMRD main page 

URL: http://www.dhmo.org/coverup.html
Copyright © by Tom Way 

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comics & voicemail

by mistic on Aug.29, 2006, under myspace

heheheh


one more, but because myspace sucks, i cant post it. clickey:
http://geekandpoke.typepad.com/geekandpoke/2006/08/the_latest_judg.html
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I got my celly charger back today! (thanks again, Aaron)

My phones been off for the past two days, so i figured I’d have a few messages. more than one person asked me why i didnt answer their calls. but i checked my voicemail and only had two messages!

so its either that I’m not as popular as I’d like to think, (not likely) or that people don’t like to listen to my whole entire voicemail recording before they can leave a message (It’s funny!)

but alass, you win. I soon will be recording a new, more time efficient, message

know what that means?

you better call me if you havn’t heard it yet! Theres a decent chance that i’ll answer. if that happens just explain that you wanted my voice mail, then call back in a minute or so and i’ll not answer it. (its happened before. more than once.)

oh yea, 937.409.1337. thats right, I’m leet

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hehehe, bash

by mistic on Aug.29, 2006, under funny

<Kaleidoscope> Alright, so this hermaphrodite walks into a bar..
<r3c0n> go fuck urself
<Kaleidoscope> Oh, so you’ve heard this one before..

bash.org

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Ask a Ninja: AKON Weapons Policy

by mistic on Aug.28, 2006, under myspace

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If you absolutely gotta have it, at least run it through the Grandma Test:
Take the object and hit your grandmother with it. If she
  • dies or
  • writes you out of the will,

DON’T BRING IT TO AKON!
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[This ones also getting replaced with a link but for a different reason: myspace blows]

More on askaninja.com.

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music and showers and sharp things

by mistic on Aug.25, 2006, under myspace

So the Willard show last night was probably their best show ever. They have made it to the semi-finals before, but last night they made it to the FINALS! The vote was 124 for Orange Willard and 108 for Sputnik Halo.

That’s right, there were more than 200 people in the Canal Street Tavern! (It’s not that big of a bar; it was packed!)

I also met the guy that write the Dayton Band Playoffs Blog while I was there. He should have a review up within a day or two he said.

So after that I rolled over to Aarons house to crash for the night / take a shower. (Remember how I dont’t have running water) Btw, on the off chance that you read this, thanks Aaron!

We got to his place at like 3, nobody noticed us coming in.. So I woke up this morning to the sound of Aarons dad saying “..a stranger on the couch.” This was with 2-3 hours of sleep mind you. I might of said something, but I was only half aware he was talking about me.. so I went back to sleep and said hi later. Fortuinately, both his parents are friendly people :)

And then on the drive here I reached into my bag for my ipod and instead found the business end of my razor :/ Well, actualy, it found me. I dont think thats what they had in mind when they invented bloody knuckles…

But I’m good now, God healed it prety much right away. ^_^

So that was a good night.
 
-Nathan

/ I’m tired…

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CFF Family Reunion Pictures!

by mistic on Aug.24, 2006, under myspace

Francis got up the photos from the CFF Family Reunion!

This was August 4-6, and while saturday was a bit rough on me, I still had a blast and loved the whole thing!

All 310 of the photos are online at http://www.cardullophotography.com/gallery/v/fr2006/ but here is a quick sampling, enjoy!

/and why internet explorer sees it fit to put every damn one of those pictures on one line, the world may never know…
//get firefox
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The perfect couple

by mistic on Aug.24, 2006, under myspace

Brian Shadowens found this and Steve Ivy forwarded it to me… (both are insurance guys I work with)

[Removed because that music was annoying. Click here to see the joke.]

(if you dont get it, try clicking continue at the bottom right)

[from flashfunpages.com --  click here for full screen]

/apparently myspace sucks at editing blogs. it looks like they basicaly deleted the old post and put up a new one…

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Smex

by mistic on Aug.23, 2006, under General, funny

Fenstalker2122: Smex (adj. smex) Smex is a bastardized verson of the word “Sex” and is usually used to decribe somthing pleasing to the eye or favorable i.e. “That shirt is totally smex” or “That light show was the smex”

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You’re an EXTREME Redneck when…

by mistic on Aug.23, 2006, under myspace

 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

 3. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

 4. You think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.

 5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, “Hey, guys, watch this.”

 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

 8. Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

 9. Your junior prom offered day care.
 
 10. You think the last words of the “Star-Spangled Banner” are “Play ball!!!”
 
 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
 
 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse

 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
 
 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
 
 16. You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against it.

 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
 
 Bonus:
 
 An East Texas couple, both real-life rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband “fixed”. The doctor asked them why, after nine children would they choose to do this. The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in North America was Mexican and they didn’t want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

/yea, I’ve been hitting the redneck jokes lately.. I’ll cut back… maybe :P
//Everybody who thinks im cool/funny/worth reading, Click here then click subscribe and myspace will notify you every time I post a new blog!
///dont wory, you can unsubscribe if I start to suck ;)

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I have no water!

by mistic on Aug.23, 2006, under myspace

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>are you crazy
>
>or a genius?

yes.
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ok, that had nothing to do with any of this but it was a question asked of me by mat and my answer. heres the real post:

So we’re doing a bit of re modeling on our house* and it involved making a door in a place that used to have pipes and electrical wires.

* It literaly is our house. My brother and I covered the down payment (inheritance) and mom’s been paying off the rest ^_^

Yesterday night, the electricity was off to my room so that he could fix that. I was out late anyways.

Tonight, the water for the entire house is turned off. Tim hope’d he’d have it fixed before he went home but even with Joel and I helping, it still didnt hapen.

so instead of a shower I took a spit bath tonight. if you dont know, a spit bath is hwere you take a gallon jug of water, a washcloth, and a bar of soap and scrub yourself down. by the end you feel cleaner but not exactly cleen :/

Also, I’ve made 3 trips so far from my neigherbors hose (God bless Jack and Debby) to my house.. watters heavier than you’d expect when your already tired from working all day then coming home and working more.

the good news is i’ve got a so-conforterable-you-want-to-lay-down-when-your-not-even-tired futon agout 3 feet from me :]

God bless you all, especialy Tim Haase ;)
and good night.
-Nathan Friedly

/side note: check out the meebo me flash widget thingy (it says “chat with nat”) on my myspace; use it to chat at me whenever im online (even if im away.. im there half the time). just type something in the bottomish part of the box and hit enter and i get it. ^_^

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