July 2006
Monthly Archive
oh yea,
Posted by mistic on 17 Jul 2006 | Tagged as: General, cool
the other good news, I’m singe =D
More truth about women!
Posted by mistic on 17 Jul 2006 | Tagged as: funny
again, this is comming from a gal I know, kelly in this case, so I feel ok in reposting it:
Subject: Funny & True!
WORDS WOMEN USE AND WHAT THEY MEAN:::
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed; this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘Nothing’ usually end in “Fine.”GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing.”THAT’S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome
facts about women
Posted by mistic on 13 Jul 2006 | Tagged as: funny
reposted from *2Dimplez4U* (a gal) who reposted it from somebody…
MEN FAQS very funny :)
this is compliments of one of my friends :p
what a laugh, just thought i’d share it with u guys & gals :))Q: What Are The Small Bumps Around A Woman’s Nipples For?
A: Its Braille For “Suck Here”.Q: Why Did God Give Men Penises?
A: So They’d Have At Least One Way To Shut A Woman Up.Q: What Is An Australian Kiss?
A: It Is The Same As A French Kiss, But Only Down Under.Q: What Do You Do With 365 Used Condoms?
A: Melt Them Down, Make A Tire, And Call It A Goodyear.Q: Why Can’t You Trust A Woman?
A: How Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For Five Days And Doesn’t Die?Q: Why Are Hurricanes Normally Named After Women?
A: When They Come They’re Wild And Wet, But When They Go They Take Your House And Car With Them.Q: What’s The Speed Limit Of Sex?
A: 68; At 69 You Have To Turn Around.Q: Why Do Girls Rub Their Eyes When They Get Up In The Morning?
A: They Don’t Have Balls To Scratch.
Couch Surfing
Posted by mistic on 07 Jul 2006 | Tagged as: General
So I’d kind of like to go to the 6th HOPE (Hackers On Planet Earth) but I’d rather not spend the $145 per night for Hotel Pennsylvania where it’s hosted. So I was looking through their wiki for cheaper places to stay and I came across Couch Surfing.
In this context, It would be me sleeping at somebody elses home for 3 nights, but idea is further reaching than just that. Its about making friends while you travel and opening up your home, (or your spare home, or perhaps a tent in your back yard) to people who need/want a place to stay and someone to talk to for a bit. you do have full control over who you allow to come visit you, so i kind of like the idea.
I couldn’t do it right now because I’m lacking a home to share (well, technicaly I have 10% of a home, but still I’m only lacking the other 90%..) BUT I might be moving out shortly and I might want to try this afterwards.
Just a thought…
Top Ten Silliest Questions Asked On a Cruise Ship
Posted by mistic on 07 Jul 2006 | Tagged as: funny
10. Do these steps go up or down?
9. What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they melt?
8. Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?
7. Does the crew sleep on the ship?
6. Is this island completely surrounded by water?
5. Does the ship make its own electricity?
4. Is it salt water in the toilets?
3. What elevation are we at?
2. There’s a photographer on board who takes photos and displays them the next day… the question asked: If the pictures aren’t marked, how will I know which
ones are mine?
1. What time is the Midnight Buffet being served?By Paul Grayson, Cruise Director for the Royal Caribbean Cruise Line
New Mills Mailling List
Posted by mistic on 06 Jul 2006 | Tagged as: General
Mil Millington is crazy. and hillarious. Heres an excerpt from his most recent mailing list mail:
Rather like an accusation from Agent Smith, I am the owner of two lives. One is the life I live in reality and is, let me assure you, duller than Exmouth. The other is the life that, apparently, I live in my girlfriend’s head: this is a Bruce Willis movie, scripted by Hunter S. Thompson and Anais Nin. The gulf between the two was illustrated twice this week.
Example One. I do Aikido. (I really don’t want to discuss this, so I’ll mention it here and then we’ll never speak of it again, OK?) Anyway, a feature of Aikido is the occasional use of a sword stand-in: it’s called a bokken, and is essentially a big wooden stick. An example exercise utilising this piece of equipment is to learn to defend against ’shomenuchi’ - which is Japanese for ‘being hit across the top of the head with a bloody great fence post’. Bad enough, you might think… but not as far as Margret is concerned. Thank God she doesn’t run the classes. The other day she said, “So, you can cope with being attacked by a bazooka now, right?” Bokken/bazooka. This, I feel, is how accidents happen. Aikido: possibly helpful when encountering determined assassins wielding wooden swords; not so effective against your own girlfriend who’s armed with a dodgy English-German vocab sheet she’s not afraid to use and has, additionally, stepped straight out of Quake.
Continue reading at http://microurl.com/mil/4T1.