Yea, well now my breath smells like pond water.

[A little while later] I’m laying on a bench with my eyes closed, my bro’s still swimming in my dads pond.

“Hey Nathan, did you just see that?”

“No.”

“I was able to use this thing to stay under water a whole minute!” ‘This thing’ here refers to my brother’s home made oxygen tank, AKA a 2-liter pop bottle duct taped to an anvil. “Are you asleep?”

“Yes.”

Oh, and sleeping on a park bench in the sun.. not the most confterable thing in the world.