reposted from *2Dimplez4U* (a gal) who reposted it from somebody…

MEN FAQS very funny :)

this is compliments of one of my friends :p
what a laugh, just thought i’d share it with u guys & gals :))

Q: What Are The Small Bumps Around A Woman’s Nipples For?
A: Its Braille For “Suck Here”.

Q: Why Did God Give Men Penises?
A: So They’d Have At Least One Way To Shut A Woman Up.

Q: What Is An Australian Kiss?
A: It Is The Same As A French Kiss, But Only Down Under.

Q: What Do You Do With 365 Used Condoms?
A: Melt Them Down, Make A Tire, And Call It A Goodyear.

Q: Why Can’t You Trust A Woman?
A: How Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For Five Days And Doesn’t Die?

Q: Why Are Hurricanes Normally Named After Women?
A: When They Come They’re Wild And Wet, But When They Go They Take Your House And Car With Them.

Q: What’s The Speed Limit Of Sex?
A: 68; At 69 You Have To Turn Around.

Q: Why Do Girls Rub Their Eyes When They Get Up In The Morning?
A: They Don’t Have Balls To Scratch.