mistic.flame

As you may of noticed, the right side of this site has a new guest: my chatbox. It was a project i made a while back and hardly ever used. It needs a little bit more work, but i got it shoehorned in here pretty well.

NSFW, but worth a laugh:
http://www.schluchtenscheisser.de/schluchtenscheisser.swf

[Thanks Josh]

so for some reason i actualy started reading my bullitens in myspace. mostly dumb repost-this-in-the-next-8-seconds-or-else-a-dog-is-going-to-start-
humping-your-left-leg type of stuff.
but there was this one that was completely spam. just donwright advertising crap. and it was from one of those friends that you click approve because the face looks vaguely familar.

you know what im talking about, the people that you think you might know but your not sure and you dont wana look like an ass when you ask em and it turns out to be your best friend from school last year or something?

well anyways, its one of those shady sorta-friends that sent me this particular piece of spam and i was like thats it, I am soooo gonna delete her from my friends.

so then i just happen to look at the bottom of the page (insert ‘nice ass’ pun here) and I see the reply to sender button. but theres one more button:

that’s gotta be about the smartest thing myspace ever did. I mean, the music bit is cool, but its not exactly perfect.
but that, its it. its exactly what I wanted right where I wanted it.

if myspace keeps it up I might even quit hating the site!

So I was looking at vintage tees for no good reason well, maybe buying one, but anyways, I just came across this gem:

[upate] yea.. I just ordered one.
[update^2] its here, I’m wearing it ^_^

Yea, well now my breath smells like pond water.

[A little while later] I’m laying on a bench with my eyes closed, my bro’s still swimming in my dads pond.

“Hey Nathan, did you just see that?”

“No.”

“I was able to use this thing to stay under water a whole minute!” ‘This thing’ here refers to my brother’s home made oxygen tank, AKA a 2-liter pop bottle duct taped to an anvil. “Are you asleep?”

“Yes.”

Oh, and sleeping on a park bench in the sun.. not the most confterable thing in the world.

You try to stay between the lines.

So I was at college helping Josh get registered for classes. I waked with him over to Sinclair after work then while he was waiting in line I went and put some stuff in my car and decided to move it closer to where we were.

The parking space I pulled into was kind of tight. On my side there was a car in their space but close to the line. On the other side was maybe an ’03 mustang parked on top of the line.

Like I said, It was tight but I could make it. So after straightening out once I made it in there between the lines.

Boring stuff happens for 20 minutes…

So we come back out to my car and infront of the mustang is a sinclair security guard. and behind it is some blond chick. So I walk up to my car and blondy seems kind of pissy.

“Is this your car?”

“Yep.”

Security mutters something like “Oh boy..”

Miss mustang: “You need to learn how to park!”

I walk over to her side and look. Yep, I’m inside the line, she’s on it.

“Umhum.” But I choose my battles; Blondy here wasn’t worth her IQ. “Sorry about that. Leme move it.”

So we go back to Josh’s house. Josh has his temps so he drove most of the way. The first thing he says when we get in is

“Hey I just flipped nathans car 4 times!”

His step dad’s not amused.

I point out that we did manage to piss off a blond lady who cant park. As I’m saying this, Josh’s mom walks into the room.

Step dad: “Her?”

/me chuckles

//yea, the ending sucks. write a better one.

Cap’n: Arrr, where are me buccaneers?
Crew: On the side of yer buccen head!
– hotdiggitydawg

Get ready for the Worldwide Snakes on a MotherFarkin Fark Party!
basicaly one huge party that spans twenty-something locations wth more comming!

the party is on Aug 18 to coincide with the release of Snakes on a Plane. The cincinatti party is being hosted by BrunelloBabe; a theater/show time have not yet been selected.

RSVP if you intend to come (I want to but no guaretees)

heres the fark thread with lots of comments about it.

It pairs up random kittens and you get to pick which one is cuter. like that one there. awww….

Kittenwar!

[via The 9]